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Boing Boing: Vintage mink Olympic penis-cozy for sale on eBay I'm sorry, but how could I resist? There is a (disgusting) picture on Boing Boing which I will spare you here, but (I quote): "All you need to know: "THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE BY PROMINENT NYC FURRIER IN THE 1960'S, NEW & NEVER USED. SELECTED BY THE US SKIING OLYMPIC COMMITTEE (SEE PICS)." [silly stories]